Oh, New Year's Eve. I'll be spending it alone on my couch, watching the ball drop. I was invited to three different events, but a couple of them weren't my thing, and the one that would have been fun is too far away. In truth, my ideal NYE is sitting on my couch watching the ball drop; I just wish there were a guy on the couch next to me.
So the tradition says to wear new pink underwear if you want true love in the coming year. I'll be wearing new pink underwear, a pink nightgown, and pink nail polish.